peonygoodchild:

A moment of silent for everybody whose boobs ruin their graphic tees

(via queen-emxly)

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ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

(via teaandbuttons)

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officialgrocerystore:

bags under my eyes so big I look like the powerpuff girls with their eyes closed

(via lammasagna)

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joyeuxniall:

my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”

(via minor-miracles)

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