every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always kinda looks to the side and then does what i imagine to be a person doing a bad impression of a cat and it makes me so nervous cuz i do way too much weird shit around my cat for him to actually be a dude pretending to be a cat
- me whenever i see a pigeon: nice
when someone unfollows me
James: Lily’s pregnant
Remus: are you serious?!
James: damnit Remus we talked about this
*sirius falls through wall*
Sirius: NO BUT I AM
Sirius: wait what
pissing people off should be a sport
Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply
Have a roll of toilet paper for your hoard.